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Why Motorcycles are better than women:
Your motorcycle doesn’t get upset when you forget it’s birthday.
You don’t have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
Your motorcycle doesn’t get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Your motorcycle won’t wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
Your motorcycle won’t leave you for another rider.
You don’t have to pay alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Motorcycles don’t have parents.
Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
You can’t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don’t know very well.
You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn.
Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike more enjoyable.
Motorcycles always sound pleasant.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.