The following quotes are some great humorous quotes about motorcycling. Enjoy!
The things you see on the road these days…
The bike started up…Better rev the engine a dozen times to make sure
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly
Motorcycling in not, of itself, inherently, dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity.
I’m busy…..Go make your own sandwich
My stress? Oh yeah, it’s back there.
There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.
Fuck this shit I run faster
Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship…catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to track.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone
Bikes don’t leak oil. They mark their territory.
Instead of trying to blend in and be like everyone else..I became a biker.
Motorcycle…I love you so much